Road Trip Part Three

Posted by John

After spending part of the morning in a coffee shop in Nelson at the north end of the south island, we drove away with two new rear tires on the car and a bag of freshly ground coffee in the trunk. As a bonus, we had four hubcaps on the wheels again. The spare tire may have had a screw in it, but it also had its own hubcap. This replaced the one we had lost within a day or two of buying the car. Unfortunately, this one didn’t last long either. We don’t know when or where, but it, too, fell off. It took a few days to notice it was missing, we were so used to the three-hubcap look.

From Nelson, we drove along Queen Charlotte Sound to Picton. Like so many roads we’ve driven in New Zealand, this one was also narrow, winding, and had many precipitous drops off the edge. Maybe our hubcap flew off a cliff somewhere. Picton is where the ferry is for crossing back to the north island. We had a room reservation for the night, and at check-in we were given forms to fill out for the New Zealand census. Everyone was to be counted on March 6th. “But we aren’t… We don’t…” No worries. Once we answered the questions about country of permanent residence and length of stay in New Zealand, we got to jump to the end and skip the pages of questions in between.

With free Wi-Fi in the room, we checked the weather websites and learned that cyclone Hola, which had been floating around in the tropics as a rumor, was now an actual cyclone on a path toward New Zealand. There was still a lot of uncertainty as to its exact direction, but it was aiming for the north part of the north island.

The ferry ride across Cook Strait takes about three hours which, I believe, is just a bit longer than the check-in and boarding process. Rental cars don’t go on the ferry. They get turned in on one side and replaced with a different car on the other. Many semi trucks just load the trailer on board, not the cab. A different driver takes it on the other side. Even though our car was no bigger than a motorcycle space, the ferry ticket, reserved for a specific sailing and paid well in advance, still cost a shocking amount. On the crossing we were treated to low clouds, strong wind, heavy rain, and three-meter waves. It was most interesting to be able to look down on ten foot waves from a warm lounge, rather than up at them from the terror of our wet cockpit.

Once across to the north island we stopped at Rivendell, from the Lord of the Rings movies. It was raining hard. Other than a nice area of old forest, there wasn’t much there except a fake stone movie prop surrounded by twenty years of new vegetation. One sign in front of some ferns and bushes explained how we were looking at Frodo’s bedroom. Okay. It also said that most of the “structures” in the movie were digitally added after filming.

At this point of the trip our main schedule driver was an appointment for Robyn to take the SAT in Auckland in a couple of days. Her college admission back home was awaiting the results. We had a lot of driving to do. From Rivendell, we drove nonstop to Hastings, arriving after dark. The next morning we took off for Rotorua. It had started raining heavily during the night, and after about an hour on the road we learned that our route was closed by landslides and flooding. We selected an alternate, longer route, but ran into police turning cars around there, too. We drove back to Hastings to come up with a Plan “C.” Robyn had to be taking her test in Auckland in 42 hours. We looked at the weather reports and the weather radar on the internet, and saw that we might be able to escape the heaviest rain and still make it to Rotorua if we drove back the way we came toward Wellington, and then took the same highway we had come south on originally, back to the north.

We drove through very heavy rain. It was so dark, and the visibility so poor, it was hard to believe it was midday in the summer. We finally came out of it and arrived in Rotorua after dark. Rotorua is like a miniature Yellowstone, with geysers, bubbling mud and steaming lakes. Unfortunately, we also ran into entrance fees and scheduled guided tours of various lengths and costs, each “allowing time for photo stops.” We didn’t have all day to ooh and ah and snap pictures with the crowds. But we did manage to find a free area, down a gravel road, where steaming water comes out of the ground, fills a steaming lake, and flows through the forest in a warm stream. Not spectacular to look at, but it seemed to be well enjoyed by locals.

We finally made it back to Auckland, got Robyn to her test on time early Saturday morning, and then drove back to Opua and the boat. We got there just in time to see that cyclone Hola was on a direct path for the eye to pass right over the Bay of Islands early Monday morning, with a rain intensity of PURPLE (that’s way heavier than RED, which is itself very heavy). This would be cyclone number three, in this place we came to in order to avoid them in the first place. “Very unusual year,” everybody says. But by Sunday afternoon it looked like the worst might pass by offshore. In the satellite images it even looked like it was breaking up, or at least losing its tight little spiral. It ended up being no big deal, especially if you can handle a typical winter storm in Seattle.

So, we came, we drove, we saw. It seems that just about everywhere we looked in New Zealand we saw a picture postcard view. The green fields seem to glow, and at almost every turn a new, often surprising, vista opens up. The terrain and the views may never get old, but the long days in the car do. The break was nice, but we’re happy to be back at the boat. Besides, the marina shuffled us to a different slip the day after the storm. When we went to move the car closer to our new location, it wouldn’t start. It probably needs a rest now, too.

The single lane of highway carved out of a cliff along the Buller river that was mentioned in the last post. Right after here the tread peeled off the tire.
Queen Charlotte Sound from the highway between Nelson and Picton
The Interislander Ferry crosses to Wellington on the north island
View through rain-streaked window as the ferry leaves the channel to enter Cook Strait
The stone gate at Rivendell, used in the Lord of the Rings movies
Evening light, on the way to Rotorua
Fern trees in Rotorua

Road Trip Part Two

Posted by John

At Fortrose, at the south end of the south island of New Zealand, we camped on the shore of Toetoes Bay and nearly got blown away during the night. Our cheap tent only looked like one that could handle the weather conditions of Mt. Everest base camp, but in reality, we knew it could not. As the wind increased and the situation continued to worsen, we lay awake formulating a plan of escape. We were certain it was only a matter of time before either the seams started ripping out, or we’d be inundated by blowing sand and crashing waves. We executed our escape just as soon as we had enough daylight to see. Fortunately, our tent did not take off and fly away like an inflated bouncy house.

We drove to Invercargill, and then out to Bluff, before finding a cafe open for breakfast. Bluff was dark, windy, and felt like the bottom of the world. After some coffee, we turned around and headed north, up the west coast of the south island, and on to Fiordland and Milford Sound.

Milford Sound is where pyramid-shaped Mitre Peak rises from the water’s edge in the iconic image of New Zealand as a remote, quiet, unspoiled land. We had hoped to spend a few days there, to maybe even take a boat tour, but we went at the height of summer tourist season and barely even found a place to park, much less a place to camp.

The road to Milford Sound is a mountain road with views of many waterfalls and high, hanging glaciers on steep, rocky peaks. The road winds up into a steep valley until it looks like there is no way out. Sure enough, there is a tunnel dug right through the rock ridge at the head of the valley. Traffic only goes one way at a time, controlled by stoplights, and the tunnel, hacked out of solid rock, is one of the spookiest I’ve experienced. Once inside the mountain, the road angles downward for some distance until it finally pops out high up a cliff on the other side of the pass. It switchbacks down from there. At the bottom are parking lots full of huge tour buses, crowds of people, tour boats, and an airstrip with sightseeing flights and helicopters taking off and landing continuously. The scenery is spectacular, but quiet and unspoiled it is not.

With no place to spend the night, we turned around and went back up through the tunnel and down the valley on the other side until finally finding a campsite just before dark. It cost us $45 to put up our tent. There was no drinkable water, and we had to take our rubbish with us. After Milford, we continued up the west coast, through Queenstown (nice, but no place to park) and on to Fox Glacier (road washed out), Franz Josef Glacier, and three nights on the Tasman Sea coast at Greymouth and Westport. We left Westport on our way to Nelson, but found ourselves up the river without a spare, in a one tow truck town.

Our little Holden Barina, once we had worked out a way to fit everything into it, had done us good up to this point. But we really should’ve checked the spare tire—or tyre, as they’re called here—when we bought it. We were going up the Buller River, which is a long (100 kilometers between petrol stations), winding road through a sometimes narrow, steep-sided gorge (gorgeous gorge?). Most roads in New Zealand are just two lanes, except for short sections where there is an extra passing lane. But those extra lanes are often canceled out by the many single lane bridges and road sections that are only one lane, with traffic alternating in each direction. The road through the Buller Gorge has many such sections, including one where the single lane is carved out of a rock face like half a tunnel. It was not far beyond this spot where our left rear tyre decided to start peeling off tread and become flappy. Kind of like a shoe with the sole coming off. The only place we could pull over was on the wrong side of the road. We took everything out of the back of the car and piled it onto the shoulder. We found the spare and pulled it out. We found the lug wrench. We could not find the jack. We had bought a used car, took it on a long road trip, and never even looked to see if we had a jack—or any tools, for that matter.

The traffic zoomed by. Sometimes they honked, maybe because we were on the wrong side of the road? But no one stopped. There was no phone service. We put everything back into the car, turned on the flashers, and drove real slowly, waving cars past when they bunched up behind us, and pulling over wherever we could. The road had many worrisome blind curves. We came across a lime works with an office—the door was wide open—and a pickup truck parked in front. No one was around. I went into the office, but the only people there were the many pictures of women on the many calendars hanging on the wall. The ground was all covered with a deep, slimy, white, lime mud which got onto everything. We limped on, eventually coming to a parking lot for “New Zealand’s longest swing bridge,” which you can walk across for $5 per person, and for an extra fee, ride the zip line back in the other direction.

We borrowed a jack from a European tourist couple in the parking lot, got the bad tyre off the car, put on the spare, lowered the car back down, and watched as the spare squished down to the rim. Huh, there was zero air pressure in it. We next found a couple from North Carolina who had bicycles on a rack on the back of their camper van. He was wearing a T-shirt from Orcas Island, WA. Our lucky day. They had two bicycle pumps, but apparently, at some time since I was a kid, they’ve changed bicycle tire valves so that they are no longer the same as car tyre valves. The bicycle pump didn’t fit our tyre valve. One of the staff at the swing bridge offered to call the tow truck from the next town on his landline phone, but it turned out that the only tow truck had already been sent out on a call.

We were able to borrow another jack from another European couple in another rented camper van, swap the flat spare out with the flappy-treaded tyre, and reload everything we had removed from the back of the car into it again. We turned on our flashers and drove—at about 20 mph—with two tyres on the shoulder, one of which continuously flapped, the 14 kilometers to the Mobil station in Murchison. It wasn’t a full-service station, just pumps and a convenience store, but it had an air kiosk. We took everything out of the car once again, pulled out the spare, and pumped it up. Then I went on foot in search of the hardware store where people thought we might be able to find a car jack. They did have one. Just one. Our lucky day. By the time I got back to the car, the tyre pressure was down by more than 10 psi. Of course, there was a reason that the spare in the trunk had been flat. It had a screw stuck in it.

The Mobil convenience store had a can of Fix-A-Flat. We left the screw in the tyre because we had no pliers to pull it out with. We jacked up the car and took the bad tyre off—still covered with lime slime, and put the leaking spare on again. We emptied the can of Fix-A-Flat into the tyre, bought some cold drinks from the store, and continued on to Nelson. The tyre didn’t leak at all. In the morning we bought two new tyres to go with our new jack, and then headed out on the road again.

Such are the joys of road tripping. We’re almost ready to start thinking about going back out on the open ocean again. But we still have a little more driving to do.

There are signs that warn that NZ roads are different, and to allow extra time. Maybe this is one reason why.
If not cows, it could be sheep
Road to Milford Sound
Homer tunnel entrance going to Milford Sound
West end of tunnel
Mitre Peak and Milford Sound
Typical winding road along one of many scenic lakes–this one near Queenstown
Franz Josef glacier is up the valley, around the corner
The current location of the lower end of Franz Josef glacier
Ocean side highway damaged by, presumably, cyclone Gita
A few of the many fern trees of New Zealand
Tasman Sea beach near Greymouth
Just another scenic section of highway along the west coast of NZ
Interesting rock formation along the coast
Swing bridge near Greymouth